My father on the topic of homosexuality:
“I think it’s stupid; I think it’s a choice. Some people would say I’m a homophobe, but that’s not true. I’ve had friends who were gay!”
Nothing beats having a great day at work, doing really well at your job, and generally being awesome for the first day after a week of relative hell… and then having your straight white male coworker tell you he “doesn’t agree with the homosexual life choice.” I told him individuals do not choose their orientations. Why would anyone choose to be oppressed? And he replied...
Am I the Only One...
wingnutlady: … who makes model poses when I try on clothes? Y’all should reblog this if you do it too. Yes. I like looking fierce. Especially when I can’t afford the clothes and I’m just like I DESERVE THIS BECAUSE LOOK AT HOW FABULOUS I AM. CAN YOU SAY NO TO SOMEONE AS HOT AS I AM?
So I stayed home sick from work today
And my dad calls home. I pick up the phone and say “hello” in my gravelly two-octaves-below-normal head cold voice. My dad kinda pauses and goes, “Uh… I’m looking for Ann?” in a way which suggests he’s thinking a serial killer has answered the phone. I say, “It’s me, Dad. I’m sick.” And he just says, “Oh. Wow. You must really...