Llamatheism

My father on the topic of homosexuality:

“I think it’s stupid; I think it’s a choice. Some people would say I’m a homophobe, but that’s not true. I’ve had friends who were gay!”

Nothing beats having a great day at work, doing really well at your job, and generally being awesome for the first day after a week of relative hell… and then having your straight white male coworker tell you he “doesn’t agree with the homosexual life choice.”

I told him individuals do not choose their orientations. Why would anyone choose to be oppressed?

And he replied that he doesn’t believe gays are being oppressed.

But don’t worry, because he “doesn’t believe in oppression [against anyone]!” Because oppression is bad!

And then he related the “homosexual life choice” to his religious views. He can’t make anyone change their “life choices,” just like no one can tell him to stop believing in God.

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Am I the Only One…

wingnutlady:

… who makes model poses when I try on clothes?

Y’all should reblog this if you do it too.

Yes. I like looking fierce. Especially when I can’t afford the clothes and I’m just like I DESERVE THIS BECAUSE LOOK AT HOW FABULOUS I AM. CAN YOU SAY NO TO SOMEONE AS HOT AS I AM?

So I stayed home sick from work today

And my dad calls home. I pick up the phone and say “hello” in my gravelly two-octaves-below-normal head cold voice. My dad kinda pauses and goes, “Uh… I’m looking for Ann?” in a way which suggests he’s thinking a serial killer has answered the phone. I say, “It’s me, Dad. I’m sick.”

And he just says, “Oh. Wow. You must really be feeling awful, then.”

I laugh. “NOPE, DRUGS ARE WONDERFUL THINGS.”